cvnts with scissors

short back and sides sir?

yes nothing to kinky thank you,

grade 3 sir? 2? or should we try a one today sir?

i dont know your the expert , i didnt realise i was here in a unpaid advisory capacity,

ok sir well can you tilt your head forward ?

yes no prob.... ouch you cut me

did i sir? i dont think i did

then why am i bleeding?

your not sir

then why am i spurting red on me?

i may have nicked my finger sir

nicked your finger? did you have your finger in my ear,

no sir then you didnt cut your finger you near on sliced my ear off

ok edward scissor hands get on with it(cvnt)

anything nice planned for the weekend sir?

just a jaunt round some local squats i like to lick rusty hypodermic needles

really sir you enjoy that?

yes it can be quite rewarding i prefer my missionary in africa work lickin the bed sores of rwandans hookers

indeed sir

going anywhere nice on your holidays?

no i had to cancel while i wait back on the results of my aids test

that will be nice sir

are you happy with the cut sir?

no its fuckin awful, can you do the other ear please?

certainly sir