Tuesday, 19 January 2010
the 2 girls 1 cup sensation
A late comer to the phenomenom that is two girls one cup video , and the various cultish behaviour of recording your reaction to it and posting it on youtube, many even think they are the only people in the world who have done this and are really crazy creative wacky funsters,looks of horror mouths aghast, and people even pretending to be sick, i have a theory why people pretend to be sick to that video its to hide the shame of there raging hard on as they wishing they were reborn as the packet of wet wipes the girls use after,,,, i myself briefly considered making one of these wacky crazy hilaiiiiirious reaction videos, but apparently, sneering sinisterly at the computer screen whilst masturbating into a walkers crisp packet is frowned upon on youtube ... fancy that
"Its Frightening"
i left the house yesterday to attend a little building where a group of civil servants occupy a room at tax payers expense,and sneer at you like you have just deficated on there shiney civil servant shoes and all in the process of trying with minimun effort may i add, to find you the job that would actually wipe the look of disgust of there faces,on a computer program they invariably all incapable of using themselves, anyways i digress....
my chief techinical supervising director of scum humouring and of using a bbc electron pc whilst job finding was named butchly enough Moira , Moira quizzed me on my activites for the past 6 months and why i had not been signing on big brothers ration book?.
One thing i have learned is never to tell them the truth always make the story as fantastical the better as to better endear yourselfs to them, thus making the process of you being on payed holiday for the forseeable future much easier, it makes the process so much more agreeable,and feel free to let your creative side out, go ape shjt these people live in a grey little world with grey little zombie children and are completely unable to smell your bullshit anymore due to their grey little social circles, although lay of the "conspiricy" plots subject they may explode with rage because they get there info from a tart on 24hr news , you will be more than likely branded an outsider, a non conformer and will removed from the free money list in shit hot fashion, i believe them to be in a state of fear of the unemployed and moira only served to confirm my fears.
during my little monologue of fabrications on why i walked away from the company 6 months ago as i was not happy with their new fangled plans of sending me along with other habitual opt
outs or bendy toys for short, on remedial course in painting pretty pictures and group therapy session on why we cant find a job, do me a favour if i want to do water colours and talk about my feelings with a room full of chavsters in 99 percent man made fabrics,il do it at home thank you very much,and anyways the static it produces plays havoc, with my ultra lazy stay at home hippy haircut.
I gave all the classic sob story lines about how tough it is out there and how i really want a job but its so difficult in this current climate upon which Moira answered" ooh i know its frightening"
what i wanted to say was "no moira its not frightening thats a blatant misscalculation of the current climate its just incoveniant so pull your finger out your big daily mail reading arse and do something about it or not whichever way you have your take on being unemployed".
But i didnt , moira claimed in the space of 30 minutes that she was also frightend by the weather, the time, the amount of unwashed peasants encroaching her cosy cubicle, and the rising unemployment problem , the question has to be asked if a lady thats this frightened of everything should be in this sort of position of power, it must be a scream round her house on halloween, ive never actually heard anyone who thinks the correct term for describing mildy depressing subjects is any word akin to "terrifying", im truly surprised she leaves the house, although maybe she couldnt bare staying at home alone all day watching the R rated loose women or maybe she was sick of the "horrifying" sound the junk mail makes when its hits the fluffy carpet , i know i do.
To be fair though i cant hate moira she bought my story and all is well it just goes to show though that people are living in complete fear and can be made to to be terrified by careful manipulation of any subject at all, i think we hit it off we have a lot in common, Moira finds the unemployment figures terrifying , and im mildy worried about getting a job.
my chief techinical supervising director of scum humouring and of using a bbc electron pc whilst job finding was named butchly enough Moira , Moira quizzed me on my activites for the past 6 months and why i had not been signing on big brothers ration book?.
One thing i have learned is never to tell them the truth always make the story as fantastical the better as to better endear yourselfs to them, thus making the process of you being on payed holiday for the forseeable future much easier, it makes the process so much more agreeable,and feel free to let your creative side out, go ape shjt these people live in a grey little world with grey little zombie children and are completely unable to smell your bullshit anymore due to their grey little social circles, although lay of the "conspiricy" plots subject they may explode with rage because they get there info from a tart on 24hr news , you will be more than likely branded an outsider, a non conformer and will removed from the free money list in shit hot fashion, i believe them to be in a state of fear of the unemployed and moira only served to confirm my fears.
during my little monologue of fabrications on why i walked away from the company 6 months ago as i was not happy with their new fangled plans of sending me along with other habitual opt
outs or bendy toys for short, on remedial course in painting pretty pictures and group therapy session on why we cant find a job, do me a favour if i want to do water colours and talk about my feelings with a room full of chavsters in 99 percent man made fabrics,il do it at home thank you very much,and anyways the static it produces plays havoc, with my ultra lazy stay at home hippy haircut.
I gave all the classic sob story lines about how tough it is out there and how i really want a job but its so difficult in this current climate upon which Moira answered" ooh i know its frightening"
what i wanted to say was "no moira its not frightening thats a blatant misscalculation of the current climate its just incoveniant so pull your finger out your big daily mail reading arse and do something about it or not whichever way you have your take on being unemployed".
But i didnt , moira claimed in the space of 30 minutes that she was also frightend by the weather, the time, the amount of unwashed peasants encroaching her cosy cubicle, and the rising unemployment problem , the question has to be asked if a lady thats this frightened of everything should be in this sort of position of power, it must be a scream round her house on halloween, ive never actually heard anyone who thinks the correct term for describing mildy depressing subjects is any word akin to "terrifying", im truly surprised she leaves the house, although maybe she couldnt bare staying at home alone all day watching the R rated loose women or maybe she was sick of the "horrifying" sound the junk mail makes when its hits the fluffy carpet , i know i do.
To be fair though i cant hate moira she bought my story and all is well it just goes to show though that people are living in complete fear and can be made to to be terrified by careful manipulation of any subject at all, i think we hit it off we have a lot in common, Moira finds the unemployment figures terrifying , and im mildy worried about getting a job.
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