Kate " smack fiend" moss is said to be devastated at the death of her close friend, and designer extraordinaire Alexander McQueen after his very very very very tragic self killing episode at the age of 40 and as your nan would say " its no age is it", in a statement she said " Kate is shocked and devasted at the death of her dear friend lee ( isnt his name alexander make your mind up) McQueen- her thoughts are with his family at this sad time." Well i for one am glad miss moss<(funny and accurate) cleared up this little mystery, as id wondered exactly where her thoughts have been the best part of ten years apparently the McQueen family have been harbouring that vacuous stick insects metaphysical imaginings for safe keeping, more than likely in case she dropped them out her pocket while weasel boy docherty was sticking his rusty trouser needle in her a few years back.
The outpouring grief it seems is not confined to his nearest and dearest, many of my facebook "friends" which number 47 which is ironic as i actually only own one real friend and he isnt even on my face book page,.. can you own a friend?? im not sure.( il look into that one) anyways as i was saying comments are abound in statuses on facebook and i will quote one devasted young ladies words of condolence "Elaine Hargreaves - find's it strange that she decided to wear her McQUEEN skirt today after not wearing it for ages ;) spooky."
Now apart from the obvious talkin in the third person which we shall over look on this occaision( fucking wierdo) i have to say i was exactly the same when englands rose , Diana " the peoples" Princess was fataly killed in that god forsaken garlic munchers tunnel god rest her soul , in fact that very morning id took one sip from my Charles and Dianas commemorative mug when it shattered into a thousand pieces on the kitchen floor oooh spooky,,or that time when fashion lord gianni versace was slain on the steps of his home or wherever it occurred,that day i woke up with my blood soaked VERSACE underpants on, th ones with haute coture bullet wounds in them, and that hasnt happened for "agggges" "spooky".
I guess what im getting at is these people including McQUEEN are not newsworthy they do not deserve this out pouring of grief and media coverage when there is much more important things going on the world than the suicide of some cunt who got paid vast amounts of money to scribbl;e drawings of dresses on a piece of paper and get some other poor twat to stitch the material together, apparently the reason for his suicide may have been due to the fact his mother died 11 days previous, i dont care you selfish poncy little cry baby you had a nice life and people die , we all do but hurrying the process up is not big and its not clever.
Hey no offence to my mother but if she died as much as id be upset, i wouldnt be swinging from the rafters 11 days later or slicing my wrists whilst downing the pills , id be too busy spending the insurance money on wine, women and song not to mention finding a suitable place to dispose of the murder weapon.
stitch this you cunt.............\/
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