Although my home has always been a sugary zone always plenty of choccy treats and sweet like snacks,but ever since the arrival of my young nephew the amounts and variety have increased exponentially, more temptation with the words "leave them alone mind there the boys treats".
Always having to deny my urges because some juiced up toddler is stockpiling and hoarding his snacks with out sharing , its just so selfish.
Its now 2am I'm very stoned, I'm rummaging through the allowed section of the refrigerator and cupboards with no fruitful outcome, then i see his shelf and i think to myself fuck you , you selfish little bastard I'm having that jam tart you just fucking watch me gnommm gnommmm.
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