I was woken by the sound of rustling the other day at 2pm in the afternoon by banging and screeching on my window i opened my eyes and theres this squeegy, no man just a squeegy washing my windows i waited til the automatic squeegy had finished cleansing my view finder on the world, then took a secretive peek out to find a man with a telescopic pole with a squeegy on the end.
I deduced this to be my so called window cleaner, apparently they cant be bothered to climb ladders now to make sure they were doing a correct job on them, well listen mate!!! if i wanted my windows licked id do it myself, its a good job we all dont start adding poles to our chosen profession to make it easier, an open heart surgeon working from home with an incredibly long shaft with a scalple on it its just lazy , fuck i wouldnt mind a mile long pole myself,with my job seekers agreement card stuck to the end of it, you lazy lazy bastard.
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