Unemployed ? how disgusting.

I'm well aware that in this modern age a "job" is the equivalent of hunting and gathering and necessary to survive, but what i cannot accept is mind controlled hoards of the hive telling me how awful i am and how i must contribute to society.

Well I'm sorry but i need not contribute to anything at all cock suckers, I'm everything i need or will ever need to be, and i contribute all i will ever need to contribute to this intelligent universe , in fact it loves me just the way i am, the way i see it is i expel carbon dioxide which plants in turn breathe, i am part of a living breathing organism i am not one separate thing, i am a cell in the whole, a cog in the machine of nature, just as a tree or a plant expels the oxygen i need, thus creating a symbiosis of co existence.

so in reply to your demands on my time on this transient plain, i put it to you, when you go around every tree and every plant and make it wear a stupid uniform for 8 hours a day and serve me burgers then and only then will i " contribute" to your "society" in the way you see fit.