Tuesday, 2 March 2010

MR DIGBY( i knew it)

Friend to the unemployed liberache of affordable housing, presenter of hit shows, to buy or not to buy, double agents, a place in the sun, and many other classics Kristian Digby has been found dead at home at the age of 32, police think he may have been victim to a tragic solo sex game Auto-erotic asphyxiation, what a way to be found thats the stuff of nightmares with your head wrapped in an asda bag, and a feather duster up your arse, all i can say to all this i knew it i fucking knew it, i did i knew it, i definitly knew it, im tellin you i woulda put money on that guy living in a house which was shaped like a big pink dildo... what do you know fuck me ... i knew it
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  1. Anonymous3 March 2010 at 01:23

    Found dead in "unexplained circumstances" is what it said. It would seem death is doing the rounds again. Picking on retards who present or appear on the televised bilge that's working to dumb down societies tastes in culture as they stare longingly into their vision quest in a box.

    Here's my list for death.

    1. Ainsley Harriott
    2. Ant and dec (they count as one. Hopefully they're dying horribly as I type.)
    3. Vernon Kay
    4. Alan Carr
    5. Myleene Klass (But can I please have sex with Mrs Klass before you carry out the evil deed. Thanks.)
    6. Fern Cotton
    7. the osbourns (They also count as one person. I think they share a brain anyway.)
    8. Jordon.
    9. Johnathon woss
    10. Fuck it kill them all kill kill kill!!!

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