super smashing great

Words and language betray us in so many ways, well not so much the existence of but most definitely our use of them.

Last night i opened up a packet of " fun size" maltesers shook the bag and out popped four little spherical chocolate morsels, i repeat four! now I'm not expecting to be swimming in fucking chocolate public baths like scrooge mcduck in his money bin, after reading a label advertising fun size i sort of know exactly what to expect from my snack experience but its downright scandalous, i had a packet the evening before and i definitely had a handful i wont profess to know the exact number but it wasn't four.

But why am i surprised i tell myself the world is full of over exaggerations and misused superlatives mostly perpetrated by advertising , political, retail or media agencies and we fucking lap it up like morons on an outing, i mean look at the world we had the great depression yeah that was fucking grrrreat wasn't it i especially liked that part when those few million non third world human beings died from starvation, we have super markets or to the layman a market for Christs sake its a bastard market, mega stores , a big shop, oh oh and business and retail parks sounds fun don't it? yeah until you get there and ask where all the fun is or where they have hidden the slide swings and monkey twatting bars.

I could go on with my rant and i could find many more examples of which I'm sure there are many, and some that would further cause me more anguish and you may think I'm over reacting, but it just underlines the bullshit that permeates this world ,bullshit bullshit bullshit man I've had enough i truly have oh hold on one more and this is a fucking corker HYPER market, this enrages me to the uppermost, when i think of hyper i think of new dimensions in space and time parallel universes, traversing at great speeds for the benefit of humanity and scientific break throughs, travelling at hyper speed to reach distant quadrants of this universe and maybe even others to meet and share knowledge of understanding ourselves with hyper dimensional beings super men mega men to infinity and the great beyond.

What next new DAZ quantum detergent? it probably exists.



I'm writing to the chocolate company who makes these fuckers, who is it again? MARS? oh now your just winding me up fuck off just fffffuck offff.